1) Would this presidential election please get itself over with so that we can start evaluating the damage that will be done by whichever of these idiots wins?
2) Is there some possible way we could work this where both of the candidates lose (without putting a third party nutcase in there instead, that is)?
3) Is the new Dr. Who series worthy of a fanatic obsession involving large chunks of my time and risking the wrath of my wife? (This last one is obviously rhetorical)
